PANEL 1 — BANS EVERYTHING
Macaron at the podium. Speech bubble: 'NO MORE TWEETS!' Stamp: CENSURÉ. Crumbs everywhere.
by order of his crumbly excellency,
EMANUEL(allegedly)MACARON
"The crumbliest president in Europe. Wants to ban your tweets. Now an on-chain joke."
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le dossier — chapter one
DUROV STOOD WITH ELON. EMANUEL CRUMBLED.
When Macron's France came for X, the founder of Telegram posted what every shitposter was already thinking. We turned it into a coin.
PANEL 2 — DUROV STEPS UP
Pavel posts. Like-counter goes brrr. The internet remembers who showed up.
PANEL 3 — MACARON CRUMBLES
He literally falls apart into pink crumbs. The crowd lifts $MACARON tickers.
“In Macron's France, being investigated is the new Légion d'honneur.”
NEXT CHAPTER
The Elon's Interaction →
The signal is loud. A reaction from Elon is highly probable. Stay tuned — the timeline never sleeps.
les chiffres officiels
Décret n°420 — sur les chiffres
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
$MACARON
"exactly one billion crumbs"
TAX
0% / 0%
buy / sell
"the only tax he can't raise"
LP
BURNED
🔥 forever
"no take-backsies"
MINT
REVOKED
no rugs
"crumbled by design"
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VIEW ON SOLSCAN →la recette
HOW TO BUY
- 1
Get a Solana Wallet
Phantom or Backpack. Fund it with SOL.
- 2
Open Pump.fun
Hit the button below. Connect wallet.
- 3
Paste the Contract
Dh1Mq6…pump. Always double-check the CA.
- 4
Buy $MACARON
Set slippage 1–3%. Confirm. Bake the baguette.
LE MUR DE LA HONTE
every meme he tried to ban
OFFICIAL DECREE
All tweets must be approved by Le Bureau des Crumbs. Effective: never.
$MACARON · evidence file
POV
You: posting a meme. Macaron: 'sacré bleu, the légion!'
$MACARON · evidence file
LEAKED MEMO
‘Ban the bird. Ban the macaron. Ban the man.’ — signed, His Crumbly Excellency.
$MACARON · evidence file
HOT TAKE
ngmi unless you're holding $MACARON.
$MACARON · evidence file
BREAKING
French baguette files restraining order against Emanuel Macaron.
$MACARON · evidence file
RECEIPT
X holds firm. Telegram backs it up. The macaron, however, is gluten-free.
$MACARON · evidence file
le plan officiel
Roadmap to la Grande Boulangerie
I
Le Lancement
Launch on Pump.fun. CA goes live. First 1k holders.
— phase i
II
La Résistance
Memes, CT raids, partnerships with other free-speech-coded coins.
— phase ii
III
La Révolution
Listings, CEX outreach. $MACARON wall on a Paris billboard. (joke. or is it.)
— phase iii
IV
La Grande Boulangerie
Macaron loses re-election to a baguette. We win. Free croissants for holders (digitally).
— phase iv
questions fréquentes
FAQ
No. $MACARON is satire and parody of a fictional crumbly president named Emanuel Macaron. Any resemblance to public figures is for comedic and editorial commentary.
BUY $MACARON.
POST FREELY.
ANNOY HIM.
bake the baguette of free speech 🥖
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